Clone Invasion

Whoa, clone invasion? This is crazy . . .

Shh, I'm playing with my new twin.

Oh, okay. WAIT WHAT?

My new twin. He came to me a couple minutes ago. Isn't he cute? c:

No, not at all. Just what we need around here, more of you -_-. BUT WAIT, HE'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE EVIL CLONES TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU!

Pfft, he could never brainwash me. . . beepboop12345.

What?

Beepboop56789.

Oh god. It says you aren't supposed to stand next to it! 

Too--beepboop-- late.

NO! DON'T ASK IT FOR TEA!

Beeeeeeeeeep.

Oh gosh, oh gosh. Wait, I should be happy about this, right? I mean, I hate you...

Boop. Knock-knock?

Who's there...

Treatment. Beep.

Treatment who?

...Okay then. WAIT, YOU CAN'T LET IT TELL JOKES!

Beep, beep, BEEP. BOOP!!!!

NOOOO! Oh god, I have to save you. How, how, HOW?

You can turn into a pico. Just click your heels three times.

Oh.. uh, random voice. And wow, click my heels? SO ORIGINAL! But here I go... 

TO BE CONTINUED...

Another End As We Know It

Take a good look at it, guys. Because you know what? Nothing lasts forever. And it is soon going to be demolished.

So many memories in that place :'c

I remember watching it be built, watching it be rebuilt, talking to friends in it, pretending to be an actual Gameboy Game, making a movie, and hiding behind it to have surprise butt se-- I MEAN, PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK BEHIND IT. Yeah.

But now, as of this moment... it is gone.

Hopefully the memories will always stick with me.

On the bright side, look at this funny picture!

DAVE

So there's this guy Dave. And he's my BFF. And he once told me I should mention him on here. Even though he is SO NOT WORTHY!!1!!!111! Mainly because he's a weirdo...

See? He's just.. so weird.

I'm pretty sure all of your friends are weird. Probably even weirder than you, if that's possible.

Psh, Dave is SOOO much more weirder than me. I mean, he just randomly butt rapes people.

Isn't butt raping your main hobby?

Pfft.. pfft.. pfft. No. *cough*

The End As We Know It

D': The day has finally come.

What day?

The day that--

JUST KIDDING. I don't actually want to know. Nor do I care. So can you be quiet now, I'm trying to watch The Notebook.

The Notebook?

Yeah. It's emotional, okay? God, just.. go away.

I think me and you are starting to switch places. But anywho, I'm not going to be quiet just for you. So like I was saying... THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME :'C. RON AND HERMIONE HAVE... I CAN'T SAY IT. THE PAAAAIN. Just look for yourselves D':

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Wait, what? I was talking about this scene in The Notebook...

Sry~

AAAAAAAAH! I haven't been on in years!

More like two months... and I doubt anyone really missed you.

Pfft, I'm sure my HUGE GROUP OF FANS missed me so much.

...riiiiight.

SO ANYWAY. Sorry I haven't been posting lately. I've said this before, but I'll try to be posting more. Luv u guyz, lolz.

Suicide

Oh my gosh, guys, I was looking SO good today-

Good? More like uber disgusting. Just look at you:

THAT IS NOT ME. I AM SO SICK OF YOU ALWAYS HURTING MY FEELINGS.

Someone's emotional today... Is it that time of month? ;D

UGH, THAT'S IT. BRB, SUICIDE!

Spirit Party

So, I died... again. There was a new murderer involved.

The new murderer began to feel guilty for killing me-

Wait, guilty? Shouldn't she be like, celebrating?

-_-

SOOO, she decided to contact some spirits.

Told you they'd be celebrating ;D

Ihu.

True Friend

YOU'RE A TRUE-UE-UE-UE FRIEND~

YOU'RE HERE TILL THE END~

Lol, not.

Fiftieth Post!

THIS IS MY 50TH POST :O!

AAAAAAAH!

I'M GOING TO CELEBRATE WITH A DRINK!

TO THE LOCAL VENDOR~

Why the ghetto talk?

Guuurl, whatchu be talkin bout? Lolzzzz.

Too Late to Apologize

AAAAAAH!

I did not say happy Valentine's day to you guys :c

And plus, I've been barely posting lately.

I'M SORRY, I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!

Meanwhile, enjoy this video I put together about what I've done in my latest random moments ;D

 

Perry on the Drums

Rockin' my new drum set, maaan.

A drum set that is shaped as a bunch of hearts, along with your girly outfit and pink hair. . .  What are you rocking out to, Celine Dion?

Gross, no. I'm not that big of a loser.

I see. So, what are you rocking out to?

Katy Perry.

..HA! That makes you even more of a loser.

Psh. Ur So Gay. Not even people that are Waking Up in Vegas are Thinking of You. You're nobody's Teenage Dream because you're so Hot N' Cold. You're just jealous because I Kissed A Girl and I get all the California Gurls. Go blast yourself off on a Firework.

God, you're lame.

Technical Difficulties (continued)

Previously on Random Moments of Benson: 

Benson died.

NOW on Random Moments of Benson:

...

 Stupidest soap opera EVAAAAR.

Wait, so, you didn't die?

Pfft, no. Wait, are you crying? YOU ACTUALLY FELT SOMETHING OTHER THAN HATE? :D

Uh, no... I just watched Marley & Me...

Riiiight ;D   

Technical Difficulties

OH GOSH, THIS RANDOM GUY CUT MY HEAD OFF, I AM NOW TAKING MY LAST BREA-

 

Water Walk

Walking on water! I'm like Jesus or Criss Angel or... SOMEONE SUPER COOL!

Dude, everyone knows how to do that on Pico. Noob >_>

Let me live in the moment, bruh.

Bruh? I think the excitement of being Jesus/Criss Angel/Someone Super Cool is getting to your tiny mind.

Nah dawg, I'm chill.

  ...Yeah, whatever you're on, I don't want any.

Potty Party

In the bathtub with my clothes on? :o And . . . Benry in a robe and slippers?

Are your attention issues so bad that someone has to come with you to the bathroom?

No! There happened to be a party in there.

A party in the bathroom? Oh, so that's what you're into. I see.

 I hate you. 

But I'm you. So you hate yourself?

DHSJFGSHDGFDJ SHUT UP! 

 

Makeover Madness

JUST DANCE, IT'LL BE OKAY~

Steve and I should be on Dancing with the Stars! :o

Your appearance lacks beauty, though.

Is that. . . a new voice in my head?!

Perhaps, perhaps. BUT like I was implying, you must get a makeover before you appear on Dancing with the Stars.

I wasn't actually serious about-

SILENCE! LET ME DO MY WORK!

AW, YOU ARE NOW MAGNIFIQUE!

._. Oh dear lord. 

Best of Both Worlds

   

See the resemblance? :D

O_O Why are you wearing a skirt?

Um... I GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS?

   Hannah Montana? Sad.

Shut up! You wish you could look like Marilyn Monroe.

 No, I don't. Plus, you don't even look like her. You look more like:

-_-

 

Figure Skating Skills

Dang, I look awesome on the ice c;

 

 Only because you edited the crap out of those pictures >_>

 

LANGUAGE >:O.

And no, I'd look awesome anyway.

 

Whatever helps you sleep at night..

 

Yeah, well . . . well . . . um. 

WHATEVER, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE NEXT KRISTI YAMAGUCHI!

 

Is that one of your lame friends?

 

NO! It happens to be a professional ice skater who everyone loves.

 

And you're comparing yourself to her? You think people love you?

 

Mhm, look >:o

 

 

   *Cough* Photo-shopped! *Cough*      

Inner Native

My inner native is coming out :o

<_< More like inner stupidity

Oh wait, that's already out. ;D 

People better not mess with me when my native-ness is out!

Yeah, they'll lose IQ points...