Fashion Jealousy

Picture 1- Steve and I go into the bank with our scary faces on.

Picture 2- We demand money and attack

Picture 3- We succeed in the robbery and laugh devilishly. >:D

..Um, then explain this..

 

Fashion show contests? REALLY?

 o: Uuuh, I was just getting to that part. Cough >_>

*nervous laughter*

..WHATEVER. WE HAVE COOL FASHUNZZZ AND YOU KNOW IT!

 

No rape here.

 

IT ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE..

We DID NOT trap this poor girl under a tree and sexually assault her. AT ALL. Nope not us..

Why so nervous?

NERVOUS? ME? PSH, U CRAZY GUUURL.

We were simply spreading the new year love. That's all ;D

LIESSSSSSSSS!

   I'm sorry professor; I must not tell lies.

Was that a Harry Potter reference? Nerd.

Combo Madness

Pedostache, shirtless woman, and 69 rings.

Quite the interesting combo...

 

Can I get a Bacon Deluxe Double Combo?

Not that kind of combo. This isn't Wendy's, this is a blog -_-

 

More like blah-g, because all I hear is "Blah blah blah."

 

GTFO IMAGINARY VOICE IN MY HEAD!

 

Oh, and Happy Holidays :D 

 

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

 

DIDN'T I SAY TO LEAVE?! >:O

 

 

Spread the love

Don't forget to give your pets some love this holiday season ;D.

And don't be a jerk to them by STARVING THEM, IGNORING THEM FOR MONTHS, NOT LISTENING TO THEIR CRIES FOR HELP... because I totally didn't do that.. >_>

Pfft, you trippin'

  Litterally.

Orgy of Christmas Present

WE ARE THE ELK OF CHRISTMAS PAST!

Wait, wut?

Idfk >_>

But uh, uh, uh...

ORGY TIME?! :D 

Giddy'up, Reindeer

Ridin' in a one horse open sleigh :D

Eli is quite the reindeer.

Just need a red nose for him...

 

NO, RUDOLPH SUCKS!

 

Shut up, troll D;

Anywhore, the new sleighs are fawesome!

 

Is fawesome supposed to be a cool word?

 

Yes >:O

 

Failure...   

Jingle Jokes

 The holidays are starting, and everyone is buzzing.

Especially with the help of the new Christmas items in Pico!

Aren't they spectacular?

To celebrate the start of the season, let's kick it off with a joke ;D

But you aren't funny...

SHH!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY, RIGHT?

 

Not at all. Told you that you weren't funny e_e