Clone Invasion

Whoa, clone invasion? This is crazy . . .

Shh, I'm playing with my new twin.

Oh, okay. WAIT WHAT?

My new twin. He came to me a couple minutes ago. Isn't he cute? c:

No, not at all. Just what we need around here, more of you -_-. BUT WAIT, HE'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE EVIL CLONES TRYING TO BRAINWASH YOU!

Pfft, he could never brainwash me. . . beepboop12345.

What?

Beepboop56789.

Oh god. It says you aren't supposed to stand next to it! 

Too--beepboop-- late.

NO! DON'T ASK IT FOR TEA!

Beeeeeeeeeep.

Oh gosh, oh gosh. Wait, I should be happy about this, right? I mean, I hate you...

Boop. Knock-knock?

Who's there...

Treatment. Beep.

Treatment who?

...Okay then. WAIT, YOU CAN'T LET IT TELL JOKES!

Beep, beep, BEEP. BOOP!!!!

NOOOO! Oh god, I have to save you. How, how, HOW?

You can turn into a pico. Just click your heels three times.

Oh.. uh, random voice. And wow, click my heels? SO ORIGINAL! But here I go... 

TO BE CONTINUED...

Another End As We Know It

Take a good look at it, guys. Because you know what? Nothing lasts forever. And it is soon going to be demolished.

So many memories in that place :'c

I remember watching it be built, watching it be rebuilt, talking to friends in it, pretending to be an actual Gameboy Game, making a movie, and hiding behind it to have surprise butt se-- I MEAN, PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK BEHIND IT. Yeah.

But now, as of this moment... it is gone.

Hopefully the memories will always stick with me.

On the bright side, look at this funny picture!

DAVE

So there's this guy Dave. And he's my BFF. And he once told me I should mention him on here. Even though he is SO NOT WORTHY!!1!!!111! Mainly because he's a weirdo...

See? He's just.. so weird.

I'm pretty sure all of your friends are weird. Probably even weirder than you, if that's possible.

Psh, Dave is SOOO much more weirder than me. I mean, he just randomly butt rapes people.

Isn't butt raping your main hobby?

Pfft.. pfft.. pfft. No. *cough*

The End As We Know It

D': The day has finally come.

What day?

The day that--

JUST KIDDING. I don't actually want to know. Nor do I care. So can you be quiet now, I'm trying to watch The Notebook.

The Notebook?

Yeah. It's emotional, okay? God, just.. go away.

I think me and you are starting to switch places. But anywho, I'm not going to be quiet just for you. So like I was saying... THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME :'C. RON AND HERMIONE HAVE... I CAN'T SAY IT. THE PAAAAIN. Just look for yourselves D':

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Wait, what? I was talking about this scene in The Notebook...

Sry~

AAAAAAAAH! I haven't been on in years!

More like two months... and I doubt anyone really missed you.

Pfft, I'm sure my HUGE GROUP OF FANS missed me so much.

...riiiiight.

SO ANYWAY. Sorry I haven't been posting lately. I've said this before, but I'll try to be posting more. Luv u guyz, lolz.

Suicide

Oh my gosh, guys, I was looking SO good today-

Good? More like uber disgusting. Just look at you:

THAT IS NOT ME. I AM SO SICK OF YOU ALWAYS HURTING MY FEELINGS.

Someone's emotional today... Is it that time of month? ;D

UGH, THAT'S IT. BRB, SUICIDE!

Spirit Party

So, I died... again. There was a new murderer involved.

The new murderer began to feel guilty for killing me-

Wait, guilty? Shouldn't she be like, celebrating?

-_-

SOOO, she decided to contact some spirits.

Told you they'd be celebrating ;D

Ihu.