Fashion Jealousy

Picture 1- Steve and I go into the bank with our scary faces on.

Picture 2- We demand money and attack

Picture 3- We succeed in the robbery and laugh devilishly. >:D

..Um, then explain this..

 

Fashion show contests? REALLY?

 o: Uuuh, I was just getting to that part. Cough >_>

*nervous laughter*

..WHATEVER. WE HAVE COOL FASHUNZZZ AND YOU KNOW IT!

 

No rape here.

 

IT ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE..

We DID NOT trap this poor girl under a tree and sexually assault her. AT ALL. Nope not us..

Why so nervous?

NERVOUS? ME? PSH, U CRAZY GUUURL.

We were simply spreading the new year love. That's all ;D

LIESSSSSSSSS!

   I'm sorry professor; I must not tell lies.

Was that a Harry Potter reference? Nerd.

Combo Madness

Pedostache, shirtless woman, and 69 rings.

Quite the interesting combo...

 

Can I get a Bacon Deluxe Double Combo?

Not that kind of combo. This isn't Wendy's, this is a blog -_-

 

More like blah-g, because all I hear is "Blah blah blah."

 

GTFO IMAGINARY VOICE IN MY HEAD!

 

Oh, and Happy Holidays :D 

 

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

 

DIDN'T I SAY TO LEAVE?! >:O

 

 

Spread the love

Don't forget to give your pets some love this holiday season ;D.

And don't be a jerk to them by STARVING THEM, IGNORING THEM FOR MONTHS, NOT LISTENING TO THEIR CRIES FOR HELP... because I totally didn't do that.. >_>

Pfft, you trippin'

  Litterally.

Orgy of Christmas Present

WE ARE THE ELK OF CHRISTMAS PAST!

Wait, wut?

Idfk >_>

But uh, uh, uh...

ORGY TIME?! :D 

Giddy'up, Reindeer

Ridin' in a one horse open sleigh :D

Eli is quite the reindeer.

Just need a red nose for him...

 

NO, RUDOLPH SUCKS!

 

Shut up, troll D;

Anywhore, the new sleighs are fawesome!

 

Is fawesome supposed to be a cool word?

 

Yes >:O

 

Failure...   

Jingle Jokes

 The holidays are starting, and everyone is buzzing.

Especially with the help of the new Christmas items in Pico!

Aren't they spectacular?

To celebrate the start of the season, let's kick it off with a joke ;D

But you aren't funny...

SHH!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY, RIGHT?

 

Not at all. Told you that you weren't funny e_e

C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e

So it all started when I got cornered by Steve...

Next thing I know, my water balloon fell out of my hand. So, of course, I turn to pick it up...

Then, BAM, SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!

I did not like it one bit. In fact, I totes resisted the temptation...

...Or did I? ;D

...

And THAT was the story I told around the campfire.

What, did you think that actually happened? ;D

Got my swim trunks and flippy floppies

We be chillin' on the seven seas, yo.

Wait, there is seven seas, riiight?

*googles*

Apparently, there's a bunch of seas, but we just refer to seven seas...

Anyway!

I love the 'Get Down' Action (as shown above.)

iiT iiZ SUP3R C00LTASTiiC!

Oh gosh, remind me to NEVER type like that again.  

*walks away singing "I'm On a Boat"*

Thanksgravy

Don't we all like gravy? :D

*actually hates gravy*

Make sure to stock up on that gravy this Thanksgiving!

Even though Thanksgiving was yesterday, and this post is pointless...

Sooo, happy turkey day ;D

Happy LATE* turkey day >:l   

Baby Fears

Someone has a bad case of pedophobia... ;D

Yes, that is a real phobia, and I did not create it using the word pedophile. 

Pedophobia  = the fear of babies and children.

Learn somethin' new err'day!

But um, this photo scares me a little.

My pico is being like, strangled to death...

RonWeasley is all like "Oh my gaaah, who are these strange creatures, meow."

And Steve is just watching from the bed. 

Talk about WTF.

 

Sweet Revenge

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEPPING ON MY HEAD, BEEYATCH!

Muahahaha >:D

VICTORY IS MIIIINE!

P.S. Eli, I still love you ;D

MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME, BTW.

Just sayin'.

 

Triple the Ron

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

 Ron Weasley in the house? :D

Totes impersonating my cat :o 

Ohyes, I went there.

And didn't come back...

Wait, whaaaat?

Anyway, HARRY POTTER FTW!

  Oh, and sorry I haven't posted in a while. I'll try to work on keeping up!

P.S. RONWEASLEY WAS NOT HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST... or was he? ;D

 NEITHER WAS THE REAL RON WEASLEY... >_>

 ;D

We are gathered here today...

Interesting wedding. Yes, indeed.

But uuh, Lindsay and Chance are now married :D

And I was minister (?)

Funny thing, though: Lindsay is the husband, and Chance is the wife :o

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

But it was a beautiful ceremony :'D

I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T CRY D:

No wifin' in da club

There goes Eli again, beating me up D':

It's rude to throw people on the ground and stand on their head, y'know D:

I'M SICK OF IT! *attempts to kill self and fails*

Let's stomp out bullying.

*stomps stupidly on TV*

Wtfbucket?

WE'RE SO DEFORMED :O

But we're cool deformed kids ;D

*Puts on helmet and gets on short bus*

Swiftly Flow the Days...

RonWeasley has finally found his Hermione.

<3

Destined to be together by a popular book series,

the two lovers asked me to marry them.

 Totes ruined it by not standing side by side >:O

 The ceremony was beautiful, and it was a real tear-jerker.

THEY GROW UP SOOO FAST! D': 

*breaks into a chorus of "Sunrise, Sunset"*

Hide yo' cat, hide yo' murse, 'cause pedos be err'where

That sign was totes checking me out.

Pedo alert!

& Wtf is with Randy Jackson up there,

He's just all like:

"Yo, man, chill. You gotta have some of what I'm on!"

Double pedo alert?

Good times :'D

Don't ask.

Trust me.

;D

Get out the way, pretty boy coming through.

MY NAME IS WAH, MY NAME IS WAH

FREAKY FREAKY SLIM!

Okay, no...

Check out my Pretty Boy Swag ;D

*bad song reference*

New items in NYC Downtown, woot.

The actions are the best! <3

Headspin ftw.

ftw= for the win

NOT "fuck the what" or "fuck the world."

Geesh, language! D:<

Double the cool ;D

                                                                              

Oh yeah, Steve and I are twinnies ;D

We're cool cats!

"Who says that anymore?"

"STFU GRANDMA!"

Anyway...

"AnywaySSS"

"STFU CHANCE!"

;D

I'm a ninja, a straight up N.

Oh yesss, I'm a ninja!

Steve and Chance are jealous.

Especially of my ponytail ;D

...not.

The ninja life is the life for meee..

Murse Eater!

 

OMG!

MURSE EATER, MURSE EATER!

D:

Girrrrrl, don't make me slap you . . . 

With my slobbery murse. e_e

p.s. my murse liked it ;D

Two Million!

Wow. Two million pico-ers? Hard to believe.

Yet, this calls for a major . . . 

CELEBRATION :D

Here's all the ways I've celebrated:

1.) Ignored George Bush

2.) Confronted alien lifeforms

3.) Played high roller roulette. . .  with no experience

4.) Tried for a slam dunk

5.) Swam with Dory

6.) Fed my moldy, expired bread to the ducks

7.) Faced my fear of pyrophobia by standing on the largest torch

8.) Stuffed my head in a trash can

9.) Spent some quality time with my cat . . . and my murse ;D

 

 So, congrats on two million, Ameba Pico :D

 

Celebrate good times, come on!