Technical Difficulties (continued)

Previously on Random Moments of Benson: 

Benson died.

NOW on Random Moments of Benson:

...

 Stupidest soap opera EVAAAAR.

Wait, so, you didn't die?

Pfft, no. Wait, are you crying? YOU ACTUALLY FELT SOMETHING OTHER THAN HATE? :D

Uh, no... I just watched Marley & Me...

Riiiight ;D   

Technical Difficulties

OH GOSH, THIS RANDOM GUY CUT MY HEAD OFF, I AM NOW TAKING MY LAST BREA-

 

Water Walk

Walking on water! I'm like Jesus or Criss Angel or... SOMEONE SUPER COOL!

Dude, everyone knows how to do that on Pico. Noob >_>

Let me live in the moment, bruh.

Bruh? I think the excitement of being Jesus/Criss Angel/Someone Super Cool is getting to your tiny mind.

Nah dawg, I'm chill.

  ...Yeah, whatever you're on, I don't want any.

Potty Party

In the bathtub with my clothes on? :o And . . . Benry in a robe and slippers?

Are your attention issues so bad that someone has to come with you to the bathroom?

No! There happened to be a party in there.

A party in the bathroom? Oh, so that's what you're into. I see.

 I hate you. 

But I'm you. So you hate yourself?

DHSJFGSHDGFDJ SHUT UP! 

 

Makeover Madness

JUST DANCE, IT'LL BE OKAY~

Steve and I should be on Dancing with the Stars! :o

Your appearance lacks beauty, though.

Is that. . . a new voice in my head?!

Perhaps, perhaps. BUT like I was implying, you must get a makeover before you appear on Dancing with the Stars.

I wasn't actually serious about-

SILENCE! LET ME DO MY WORK!

AW, YOU ARE NOW MAGNIFIQUE!

._. Oh dear lord. 

Best of Both Worlds

   

See the resemblance? :D

O_O Why are you wearing a skirt?

Um... I GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS?

   Hannah Montana? Sad.

Shut up! You wish you could look like Marilyn Monroe.

 No, I don't. Plus, you don't even look like her. You look more like:

-_-

 

Figure Skating Skills

Dang, I look awesome on the ice c;

 

 Only because you edited the crap out of those pictures >_>

 

LANGUAGE >:O.

And no, I'd look awesome anyway.

 

Whatever helps you sleep at night..

 

Yeah, well . . . well . . . um. 

WHATEVER, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M THE NEXT KRISTI YAMAGUCHI!

 

Is that one of your lame friends?

 

NO! It happens to be a professional ice skater who everyone loves.

 

And you're comparing yourself to her? You think people love you?

 

Mhm, look >:o

 

 

   *Cough* Photo-shopped! *Cough*      

Inner Native

My inner native is coming out :o

<_< More like inner stupidity

Oh wait, that's already out. ;D 

People better not mess with me when my native-ness is out!

Yeah, they'll lose IQ points...

You touch my tralala?

So, while in this group of awesome people, things started to get a bit . . . heated up.

 

 

And then things started going downhill for me . . .

  

But, I knew just how to handle this predicament. Well, actually, my irresistibly good looks did ;D. They eventually saved the day.

Irresistibly good looks? Pfft, more like you bribed them.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY HOPES AND DREAMS? GOOOOSH!

 

CR-HAPPY NEW YEAR

IT IS NOW

SOOOOO...

:D

Crappy New Year*

Don't ruin the moment.